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Osman and 'Telcam by Dragunalb Osman and 'Telcam by Dragunalb
I needed to cure my shitty mood with something funny, so why not making fun of Halo characters?

So whilst reading Glasslands to my buddy :icontheonepete:, we came to the idea of a pic with Serin Osman and Avu Med 'Telcam during their very first meeting in the novel on New-Llanelli. Each one of them thinks he outsmarts the other with his dirty intrigues, whilst Phillips is probably just shitting his pants in joy and watching 'Telcam since Evan is a total Sangheili freak. And that's how this silly image was born :lol:
The original German file can be found here…

I'm not sure if I really got the looks of those characters right, since you see Osman only from the front for a short moment and 'Telcam isn't even described at all besides of having zealot armor and being a bit bigger and stronger than Jul 'Mdama. To give him some individuality I gave him a cloak since he's a fieldmaster after all. Same problem with Evan Phillips since he's only described to have reddish-brown scrubby hair, a beard and to be slightly fat compared to the ODSTs (that's why I gave him a slight beer belly). So since Osman is 1.9m and Jul above 2.5m tall, whilst Phillips is described to be rather short, he probably appears quite small compared to those two.

Halo belongs to Microsoft.
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ThePrinceOfTheNorth Featured By Owner 18 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Only cool thing about it is the name.
What they do..................I say kill 'em all. Except Halsey, we need her so Cortana can be brought back, as be an egg in Halo 4 with some interesting words from Dr. Halsey.
Dragunalb Featured By Owner 13 hours ago  Student Traditional Artist
They're bitches alltogether.
ThePrinceOfTheNorth Featured By Owner 10 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Honestly, you'd think "Office of Naval Intelligence" would be the name of a recon group or team of scientists. Well, that may have been the case at one point in time, but now they're apparently a toleration regime bent on wiping out any allies of the UNSC, namely, the Elites. I haven't played Spartan Ops in Halo 4, so I'm only going on what I hear. 
Alpha-12 Featured By Owner May 22, 2014…
Everyone's in-character, that's for sure.
Osman: Does this idiot know I don't trust him at all? Or that we won't let him actually win?
Telcam: Idiot human, I will SO exterminate humanity for reverse-engineering Forerunner artifacts later.
Phillips: OMG, a real Sangheili! And he's not using me for target practice or anything!
343 might surprise us and have Osman NOT become an antagonist in Halo 5. She is essentially a black ops version of the Chief-she might have blood on her hands (destabilizing Sangheilios under Parangosky's orders without question due to her indoctrination switching loyalties-she still, however, mentally struggles with it), but she still is human.
Maybe Chief'll end up killing off Halsey to help recreate Cortana (or just over her treason in Spartan Ops). Would fit considering it's supposed to be darker.
Chief: She was more then just a copy of you, she was always better then you.
Dragunalb Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Yeah, I thought that situation there was pretty hilarious, so I had to visualize what everyone was thinking there.

Correct. At least she shows some morals and wants to find a way to make up for the shit ONI did. We'll see what happens next.
Alpha-12 Featured By Owner May 27, 2014
What do you think of her letting Staffan live? Personally I'm surprised Traviss didn't kill him off-sure he's right to be pissed at Earth, but glassing whole cities is a bit much.
ONI-the evil bastards of the UNSC.
Dragunalb Featured By Owner May 29, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I'm surprised Traviss didn't killed every single character! I did bet the trilogy would end in a slaughter but surprisingly no one of the more important characters died. I like that surprising take though.
Staffan wanted answers and now that he got them, he had no reason to glass Sidney. He sure is pissed as fuck but he came at peace when he found out what happened to Naomi and that she's still alive. I guess Osman understood that and therefor let him escape. He lost the ship after all, so no glassing so soon.
Alpha-12 Featured By Owner May 29, 2014
Yup, Kilo-Five all lived-although they've screwed things up with the Elites and all, with Jul escaping (technically that stupid scientist's fault though) and the Arbiter humiliated, so that kinda makes up for it.
Well, at least Staffan was able to come to terms about Naomi and return to his new family. At least he got a happy ending.
Osman: Admiral, is it really a good idea to arm the Elites?
Parangosky: Oh come on Osman, what's the worst that can happen?
Osman: They could kill us later, with all the weapons we're giving them.
Dragunalb Featured By Owner May 30, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Could be worse. I was expecting that Mal, Vaz or Phillips would die. I was surprised all survived, no matter if they screwed stuff up.
Yeah, Staffan's ending turned out as good as it could be, given the circumstances of what happened to his family.
Alpha-12 Featured By Owner May 30, 2014
Yup. Phillips now can probably become the human ambassador to Sanghelios.
Indeed. The guy lost his daughter, his wife and spent years on the run from the UNSC. Traviss tortured him with a keyboard then threw him a bone.
Hood: Parangosky...YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!
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