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Gebieter vs. Wahrheit by Dragunalb Gebieter vs. Wahrheit by Dragunalb
... What?
...WHAT?!

They totally do look like this, you can't deny it! XD
Elites always looked to me like sharks and when I saw a pretty ugly goldfish with a thick head and big eyes someday, it somewhat looked like a Prophet to me. Oh, and I'm also a huge fan of naturalistic fishtanks and predatory fish, so here it is.
I'll make a second version of this with more Elites, so don't worry why this looks so unfinished. I'm just too tired now to do it, but I'll upload it these days.

Jep, very stupid idea to piss off the sharks when you're just a retarded goldfish. Truth should have thought about that before kicking the Elites in the ass...

And for those of you who feel offended by this: Remember that fishbowls are crap and a cruelty to each animal you put in there, so stop buying it! And also stop buying those crippled goldfishes just because they look 'cute'.  I can't understand why a fish with oversized or missing fins and eyes, a crippled spine, doubled tail fins and a thick head can look good in someones mind when he sees it bobbing up and down through a tank, unable to even maneuver. That's just sick, so if you want a goldfish, take the ones who at least still have a normal spine and normal size eyes.
End of bitching...

>> MORE OF MY HALO FANART HERE <<

Halo belongs to Microsoft.
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:iconkawassass00:
Kawassass00 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Student General Artist
Only WOW! Don't know why I didn't add this in my "Favourites" before!
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
It's one of my older fanarts, so it's not exactly that popular and easy to find anymore I guess but I'm glad you like it!
Oh and thank you so much for the watch! I feel honored to be watched by such a great artist like you =)
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Kawassass00 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Student General Artist
You are wellcome! The watch is needed :) .
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:icondragunalb:
Dragunalb Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Well then I hope my future artworks won't disappoint you =)
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davethesoldier Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013
OK! Das gsed mer nit jedä Tag XD
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Wow, ans Schwizer! Danka vilmol, freut mi, dass es diar gfallt ^^
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davethesoldier Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013
Käs problem ;)!

ps. es isch usser dem nid s'erschtä mal wo ich oppis a dini Zeichniga öppis schriba :) , und ich hatti nid so an geila profil bild B)
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Oh, han nüm gwüsst, dass du Schwizer bisch. Normal luagi nüm so ufs Profil vo da Lüt wo miar schribend, sorry ^^;
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davethesoldier Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013
hehehe ke problem. 
Ich versuacha aifach nur alla bekant z'machä dass, mir Schwizer au uf d'Ärdä labit :) ;)
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Ja, guati Idee. Vorallem dass Schwiz nüm Schweda isch wia gwüssi Amis mainend XD
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davethesoldier Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013
XD das chasch luut sägä!!! I dem fall wehrs ganz gäbig öppis lüter z'werdä :)!
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Jap, aber alles was usserhalb vo Amerika isch, interessiert Amis eh net ;p
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the-gordon-freeman Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012  Student Digital Artist
haha, geil.
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Danke ^^
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YeaImABrony-GotAProb Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
All I see is a favorite button. Where the hell is the "Best picture in the history of forever" button?
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:icondragunalb:
Dragunalb Featured By Owner May 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Wow, didn't thought someone would like this drawing THIS much. Thanks! :D
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YeaImABrony-GotAProb Featured By Owner May 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I am a diehard Halo fan, will be til I die. This here made me laugh so f*yay*cking hard, both at the double entendre AND how no one has ever thought to do this before you.

I give you a internet,
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But I broked it.
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner May 21, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Thanks a lot for the internetz! :lol:
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Rozumnee Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol xD
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner May 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Thanks a lot for the many faves! =)
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MinorElite Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOLZ! XD
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner May 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Glad you like it ^^
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MinorElite Featured By Owner May 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
c:
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MiharuAkimoto Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Student
Funny and original, but DATS RACIST, it isn't the poor fat goldfishes' fault that they look like that </3.
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Nope it isn't, that's why I'm saying to do not buy crippled goldfishes. If no one buys them, then the markets also won't breed them anymore what means less fish have to suffer. It's really sick to breed animals this way just to make them look "cute".
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MiharuAkimoto Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Student
I thought it was just a breed of fishes, I never heard of people breeding deformed animals ._.
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner May 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Sadly they're not. They're all Goldfishes and some pretty deformed ones are sold as special breeds, though each normal person would never breed with deformed individuals, but some people just have a sick sense of aesthetics...
You can compare it to the different breeds of dogs. Many are all ok, but some are just breeding deformed individuals who get sick (like those dogs with flat snouts who can't even properly breathe and such).
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MiharuAkimoto Featured By Owner May 20, 2012  Student
:s yeah, I understand your point now.
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DizzySweaterKitty Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: XD
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I'm so stupid =p
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DizzySweaterKitty Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
it's okay to be stupid as long as it's amazing (which it is) =p
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner May 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Thanks a lot ^^
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charizardag Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
lol
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:lol:
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AncientEchidna Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha! :XD:
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:giggle:
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Planeta-Starlight Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
This is just too hilarious! Oh, I don't buy goldfish and I don't have a fish tank. I just think they get too dirty all the dang time. I also don't buy goldfish because they poop too much and they eat the underwater plants(like it did to mine, but it recovered and I killed the goldfish by dragging my hand through the tank and finally catching it). That's why my dad has a fifty gallon tank(about an arm span long) and we only keep 10 fish about an inch long. Gosh when and how did I start that fish paragraph?
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Thanks =)

Yeah, goldfish get pretty big, eat the plants and need a good water cleaner, so they're absolutely nothing for small tanks.
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Planeta-Starlight Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
True, I also forgot to mention that I killed the goldfish by dragging my hand through the tank. Then finally caught it with my hand, then ran outside, put the fat goldfish with my pet perch(Yes I did have a pet perch, I caught it on a fishing trip and raised it in cold water, like ice cold). The next morning, it died of sudden temperature drop. But the perch was fine, perches live in ice cold waters, we raised it in a cracked tank that we rebuilt, but sadly, it died of overheat from the summer.
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Sorry your perch died. Never had coldwater fish.
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Planeta-Starlight Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
I caught it in the Buford Dam with a fishing rod. It survived the cooler and we put it in our tropical tank(temporarily) until my dad suggested that we prepare the outside tank because it was a wild coldwater fish. Our choices were to either eat it, or get the tank ready. So we got the tank ready and put the two perches in(forgot to mention that my mom caught one too) for hopes that we can breed them(the two were male and a female). But the female died early due to in-adaption of the de-chlorinated water. And I think you know what happened to the male. He died about 3-5 months later.
Dang that's a very long type.....wait, why did I explain this all?
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Dunno, because you're a tank freak like me? ;P
Yeah, well I stick with tropical fish instead. They're much more interesting than the stuff we have here, though I guess the wild fish here like the cold river waters more than a tank, so ya.
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Planeta-Starlight Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
When I was talking about the arm-span long tank, I didn't mean one arm, I mean two arms spread out wide like you're giving someone a great big hug!
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Oh, I was already wondering id one arm span wouldn't be a bit small but then it's all ok =)
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Skyward-Dreamer Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2010
Ha ha, Oh my God, this is the funniest thing I've seen in quite a while!

Can I have this as a tatoo motif??? :D (Just kidding but it'd look great as a tatoo!)

I see why you mentioned the fake shark fin idea earlier! :D
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Woah, that would be a very weird tatoo =P But thanks for the fave!

Yep, Elites totally look like sharks ;)
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Skyward-Dreamer Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2010
Very, very welcome!

Maybe that's where they truly evolved from and not from some lizard? :D
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Hehe, thought that too several times =)
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jollywrecker92 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2010   Traditional Artist
:lmao:
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
:giggle:

And thank you for the fave :)
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